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Text Post Wed, Apr. 23, 2014 7,072 notes

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

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Video Post Wed, Apr. 23, 2014 2,904 notes

falloutboyonboy:

reiner—braun:

ちっちゃい104期生とおかあさん by このもと

A young 104th rookie squad with their mother

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Photo Post Wed, Apr. 23, 2014 705 notes

fuwe:

i was compelled to draw some ac fanart idk

fuwe:

i was compelled to draw some ac fanart idk

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Photo Post Wed, Apr. 23, 2014 9,951 notes

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

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Photo Post Wed, Apr. 23, 2014 85,461 notes

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

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Text Post Wed, Apr. 23, 2014 157,406 notes

genderfluidmermaid:

fisto:

i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.

"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."

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Photo Post Wed, Apr. 23, 2014 9,642 notes

kellyangel:

Trust me on this, I am an animalologist.

kellyangel:

Trust me on this, I am an animalologist.

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Text Post Wed, Apr. 23, 2014 112,394 notes

disgruntledturtle:

if hogwarts is the safest place in the world then what kind of shit goes down at the other wizarding schools

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